no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
