I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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