I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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