Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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