I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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