Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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