"it" just moved
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
