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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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