I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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