At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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