honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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