Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize