I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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