At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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