Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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