New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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