Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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