id be glad to
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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