i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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