I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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