"it" just moved
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Shame - the story of my life.
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