twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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