I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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