weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I can't turn off my feet"
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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