"it" just moved
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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