If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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