the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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