Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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