So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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