She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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