normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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