How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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