i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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