since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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