butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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