In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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