mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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