I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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