my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He better not be in your backpack
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
