Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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