So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Never joke about your clitoris.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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