Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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