Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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