Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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