where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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