There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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