Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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