At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
there is glitter all over my balls
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