who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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