if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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