I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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