Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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