didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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