Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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