he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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