is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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