omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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